Love and Appreciate All the Women in Your Life

Another great email from Grandpa.  If you’re a woman, you gotta love this one!  If you’re not a woman, pay very close attention!

Quote for the Day

“Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.  If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.  If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.  And if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.”

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

Thanks Gramps! :-)

If you havn’t seen Carnation Milk is Best of All, check it out for another good laugh.

Posted: Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 @ 9:53 pm
Categories: Coffee Talk, Stuff to Smile About.
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